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Methods to Blog!
Wednesday, May 09, 2007 @ 9:16 pm
im back to blogging. now after all these things that happened, i have learnt how to blog properly on how to blog without getting you into trouble. =D

firstly, if u want to blog abt sth that happened in school. u can go like
'today, i went to school. i studied and went to the library, i borrowed two books. then i went home on bus 198. i saw my friend on the bus. we talked. then i reached home. i feel so glad to be home.' like this, u wont offend anyone, ppl wont find your blog offensive, and most imptly, ppl wont scold you for scolding ppl. well, after all thats what u did.

secondly, if you want to blog about sth u did with your boy/girlfriend, u can go like
'today we went out, we met at xxxplace, then we went to eat, then we went walking around the shopping mall or the park. then we went home by walking/taxi/bus.' u see ah, in this conservative society, u cannot say u held hands, hugged, or kissed. this way, ppl wont accuse you of having premature relationships which people might use that entry against you and tell the higher authorities.

thirldly, if u want to blog about your friends, this one is the hardest. cos it's your friends who read your blog. so u must say
'today i went to school and talked to tom. tom very funny cos he told me jokes. i laughed. then in class, mary asked the teacher some questions. i was paying attention so i heard the questions. she is so nice to help the class ask questions. then during history, we had a discussion. then amily was so smart she answered the teacher's questions. then i feel that she is very clever. then during break, i ate noodles while mary ate nasilemak, while tom ate chicken rice. he so nice offer me rice. cos i eating noodles. =D then we dismissed alr, i went home with jack, he told me that he sick, so i say take care. then i took 198 with jack. then he stopped at jurong east. then i stopped at the interchange.' ah, this is the way to blog. like this, your blog will not offend people anymore! people wont even read your blog! isn that a great way to blog.

so i hope people will learn from this blogging formula and not get into any trouble over blogging. cos we wouldn't want to abuse technology right? then maybe the government can create a 'healthy blogging' campaign, then teach us how to blog in a better way. =D so i hope that more people will blog with this new formula. thank you!




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